red five
n.
1. the call sign of luke skywalker’s x-wing in the death star battle of the first star wars film
2. the s-xual act of fisting a girl while on her period
v.
1. accomplishing an impressive, improbable feat (most likely without the use of a computer targeting system)
2. performing the ‘red five’ s-xual routine.
“red five, standing by!”
–quoted from star wars
“he totally just red fived that beer pong shot! he made it from across the room! it was one in a million!”
“d-mn, just red fived my girlfriend last night, and now i’ve got all this dried blood under my fingernails. gross!”
a n-gg-r with a small p-n-s who loves to whack his c-ck through walls in order to make it bleed.
“i’m a n-gg-r from the bronx b-tch”
(noun) a vessel of chief importance, especially for a key purpose.
“red five” was luke skywalker’s vehicle during the final death star scene in star wars.
modern:
“hey baby, my red five’s parked out back, if you want to take a ride.”
“vegetables are the red five for delivering valuable enzyemes and essential nutrients into your body.”
historic:
“red five standing by.”
“this is red five. i’m going in!”
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