Red Forman


man who will stick his foot up your -ss. origin: that 70’s show.
if you crash the vista cruiser, eric…i’ll crash -my- foot into -your- -ss.
born reginald albert forman in 1927, a fictional character played by kurtwood larson smith on the kick–ss comedy that 70s show (originally aired on fox) who always threatens to stick his foot up someone’s -ss. father of eric and laurie forman. world war ii veteran. truly dissapointed in his son for being a wimpy nerd. always calls eric and his friends “dumb-ss”es.
bob pinciotti: thanks red. if i had some mistletoe, i’d kiss ya.
red forman: and if i had some mistlefoot, it’d be up your -ss.
an action involving the insertion of a foot into a humans -n-s..
man i can’t get caught with this “stuff”, if my dad finds out he’ll pull a red forman!

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