Red Guacomole
when a man is fingering a woman, he accidentally pops her cherry…hard. making her bleed until she almost dies and then finding out that instead that he popped her cherry she was just having her period. or basically period blood
dude, oh my god i was fingering molly and i popped her cherry and i got red guacomole all over me!
dude that sucks!
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