Red Light District Hair


hair that has been tousled to the point that it looks as if the person afflicted has just left the red light district. the condition generally affects males. sometimes referred to as rldh, for short.
girl: after making out for awhile on my couch last night, he got some serious red light district hair.
friend: cute.

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