red man mustache


the act of performing oral s-x on a woman with a mouthful of chewing tobacco while she is menstruating. the individual performing the oral s-x may not spit out the tobacco and must hold it in their mouth or spit inside their partner.

if performed correctly the individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with tobacco spit.

hence the name “red man mustache”
did you hear that lee got himself a red man mustache the other night?

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