RED MUSHROOM
a red mushroom is when a male cant get hard so he slaps his woman across the face with his jimmer-jammer untill it gets hard leaving a red mark resembling a mushroom.
“dude, i couldn’t get hard so i gave angelina a red mushroom last night.”
“who?”
“angelina, you know, the sl-t bomb.”
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