red pill moment
its the moment a man realizes that his obligations are to himself first..that awkward moment when a man realizes that love is created in his head and an erection is created by his heart. traditionally when an older man finds something more interesting than s-x and starts thinking with his head not his d-ck…
guy: hey mike did you f-ck that girl you met at the bar sat-rday night?
mike: i didn’t have a condom and thought about what could happen so i decided not to go there..
guy: mike you had a red pill moment..
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