red pineapple



when a virgin inserts a mini pineapple inside her v-g-n-l area and pop her metephoric cherry and let it bleed out the pineapple and she feeds it to her youngest sibling as an ancient ritual of witches to cleanse the body of sins.
i gave my little brother my red pineapple because i showed my cousin my b–bs.

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