Red Ribbons
the effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.
marshall: man! my dad is such a dope!
travis: gee , why?
marshall: he fell asleep again on the beach and now he’s covered in red ribbons.
a ribbon to symbolize a girl is on her period. it is visibly worn on her clothing. stay away, or give her chocolate (:
kenzie: omg i like, need a like, red ribbon!
lydia: omg me 2.
the act of scr-w-ng the f-ck otta someone when there on their period.
billy:i dont wanna f-ck u!!!
kim:why not?
billy:im not tryin to earn my red ribbon today!!!
when you decide to go bareback on a chick who is on her period. just after you c-m and pull out, that little bit of stringy c-m is still attached to your d-ck is covered in blood, resembling a thin red ribbon.
casey found himself both repulsed and excited when he saw the red ribbon on his cotton sheets.
something a guy gets when he goes down on a girl when she is on her red ribbon.
girl: you just earned you red ribbon
guy: mmmm, it makes it sweeter
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