Red Vine-ing


when two gay men intertwine their p-n-ses together like the snakes on the medical symbol (aka caduceus). part of the process when gay men have s-x and one of their p-n-s’ starts to open to accept his partner’s h-m-s-xual man-w-ng. following this ritualistic and ever changing act of p-ssion and l-st, explosions of the rainbow sherbert burst in the most violent of fashions and fills their with a misty, fruity and frosty goodness only surp-ss-able by winning the lotto while receiving a bj on ecstasy.
i heard those two dudes are into red vine-ing so much that their p-n-s’ got tied in a knot

those dudes had a three way red vine-ing session that two of the three d-cks opened up and swallowed the third dude.

that dude is so good at red vine-ing that his c-ck is search and rescue due to its rope like consistency from wrapping his c-ck around many dudes including horses.

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