redbox and reach around


redbox and reach around is a dated yet similar situation such as netflix and chill. you will most likely not be watching a redbox and the reach around may or may not be extremely unsatisfying.
mason: hey t-tus, sup?
t-tus: nothin’ much man, redbox and reach around tonight, or nah?
mason: uhh, yeah?

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