Redmuff


most feared of all pirates, captain redm-ff sailed the seven seas of wife in search for his severed spleen and prosthetic -ss with his mighty pirate accomplices.

often engaged in ‘drunken monkey’ rituals to initiate his scurvy sea crew using grumrog (rum and grog) to lubricate thier vocabularies for hardcore sea shantys.

see also pirate
“man the lifeboats and clean my -ss, tonight we sail for cuba.”

“keychange ahoy.”
the female version of “blue b-lls”

when a female’s cooch is throbbing and pulsing as a direct result of profound s-xual stimulation without a climax. especially known to also occur when a male teases the sh-t out of a b-tch but does not finish the deed.
that b-tch was all over me! she definitely had red m-ff from last night…

after several hours of dry humping and taint f-cking at the club, sally went to bed with a sever case of red m-ff.

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