Redneck Apparatus


a large -ssemblage of sh-t located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions -ssociated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one’s mobile home, etc.
“holy sh-t did you see that redneck apparatus?”

“it’s a good thing this trailer park doesn’t have regulations on redneck apparatus, or i wouldn’t be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 ford festiva that i use to skin deer in the front yard.”
a large -ssemblage of sh-t located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions -ssociated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one’s mobile home, etc.
“it’s a good thing this trailer park doesn’t have regulations on redneck apparatus, or i wouldn’t be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 ford festiva that i use to skin deer in the front yard.”

“holy sh-t did you see that redneck apparatus?”

a large -ssemblage of sh-t located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions -ssociated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one’s mobile home, etc.
“holy sh-t did you see that redneck apparatus?”

“it’s a good thing this trailer park doesn’t have regulations on redneck apparatus, or i wouldn’t be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 ford festiva that i use to skin deer in the front yard.”

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