redneck beltbuckle


the act of securing the shaft of the p-n-s, when erect, in the waistband of your trousers, boxers, sweat pants etc.. such that the head protrudes above the garment in the spot a belt buckle would be.
when i woke up this morning with morningwood, i decided to suprise my girlfriend with my best redneck beltbuckle.

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