Redneck Blowtorch


the act of taking a can of body spray,wd40 or any other flammable spray and spraying it on to a lighter making a blowtorch
my friend hank just made himself a redneck blowtorch
the act of igniting one’s own intestinal g-sses for entertainment or survival.
bubba: hey ya’ll…last night me an’ billy joe jim bob got lost in the woods, so i had him light a fire usin’ his redneck blowtorch

skeeter: so…..that’s how ya’ll burned off yer eyebrow.

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