redneck lawnmower


a shot and a beer to get things started. after a long day working for the man a redneck pulls up to his favorite bar stool and orders a shot and a beer to start his friday (or monday) night off right.
it’s payday and the end of the week. i’ll take a redneck lawnmower!

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