Redneck Ph.D
when a redneck, hillbilly or white trash person says something that a redneck, hillbilly or white trash person would find perfectly logical but normal people with iqs exceeding 40 find ridiculous.
redneck ph.d: hay, guyz!! i just fawnd awt dat pawt duzzn’t hayav ennie udd-ik-tivv kem-y-kulls een eet!
guy 1: what?
guy 2: i think he said that marijuana is not addictive
everyone but redneck: -facepalm-
or
redneck ph.d: -interrupting conversation to grandstand stupid point- compewwwturs are devull sayten m’cheens!!! thay wull rawt-yerr-brayn!! the fawl of mayn, these thangs! the guffrn’ment is just fittin’ to use the, the the maaaaand cintroll to make ye pay the taxxes.
redneck #2: yeah, jed! you say it! they also be hidin’ dem sequined numbers or whatever-
guy: sequential…
redneck #2: yeah, dat! dey hide dem to brain wash ye
-redneck coalition uprising destroys all sane humanity-
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