Redneck Poinsettia
a poor man’s variation on a popular holiday champaign c-cktail the poinsettia, which normally consists of one half chamiaign, one half cranberry juice, and sometimes one shot triple sec in a stemmed red wine gl-ss. for those attending college or wearing camouflage boxers to bed, create a redneck poinsettia by combining one half cranberry juice with one half beer (preferably bud light, natty, busch, or pabst) in a beer mug, pint, stein, red party cup, boot, or slurpee cup with a few cubes of ice. the combination is surprisingly tasty.
college student 1: dude, i could really go for a poinsettia with my cereal, but we’re too poor for champaign.
college student 2: there’s some beer in the fridge from last night.
college student 1: that works.
…and the redneck poinsettia was born.
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