Redneck Salvation



when you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer’s tan having, gun toting redneck jesus as your lord and savior.
“excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?”

“no! i do not want to accept redneck jesus as my lord and savior.”

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