reetsball
a trending leisure activity known to be enjoyed by young adult males in parts of northern europe. the game consists of heavily drinking while juggling a football with some mates, ideally in a sp-cious area with a moderate density of people and/or windows. at certain points a partic-p-nt may compulsively strike the ball as hard as possible so as to kick it high into the sky. points are awarded in proportion to the risk of damage without such damage occurring; a “narrow miss” is a desirable result because it shows that you are not a p-ssy but you are just lucky as sh-t. the game ends when substantial injury or damage occurs to persons or property on the ground.
“f-ck, those idiots playing reetsball just destroyed our entire picnic table”
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