food which is eaten after s-x.
post s-xy time men have a refractory period (natures c-ckblock if you will), which is the perfect opportunity to snack and sleep or snack and recharge to go again.
“hey, when you’re at the supermarket, can you grab some refractasnacks for later?”
- obama microwave
when your microwave is strait fire mich-lle: ayy barack hows that popcorn coming along? barack: *checks obama microwave* barack: it’s lit
- f*ck a dee duck
an expression of resignation as in “ah schucks, i guess it don’t matter”. an expression of wonder as in “well don’t that beat all” f-ck a dee duck looks like a storm is coming in after all. f-ck a dee duck that is the biggest moose i’ve ever seen!
not quite friends, with benefits. a non-exclusive s-xual partner of mild familiarity, but with whom an ongoing physical relationship has pre-empted and superceded any other meaningful friendship. “my kissociate melvin and i were just boning in the copy room.” “is that melvin flumly from accounting, or melvin pilkington, from sales?” “couldn’t tell ya…”
- bam out
ugly/unfortunate pictures of someone, where they are caught off guard or look really bad “she keeps taking bam outs of me”
spaka – a slang word used for people who have special needs, generally used to insult your friends/refer to anyone really, just means – you got special needs! “you’re a bit of spaka” – your reply to a mate who just told you he got to p-ssed one night and ended up p-ssing in his […]