Reign of fire
easily the worst film ever produced, they managed to take something as cool as dragons taking over the world and completely shat all over it in the p-ss take that is this film.
i’ve put a few examples which may well be wrong but the film rotted my brain so much it’s hard to express how cr-p it is
1.somehow american people in reign of fire manage to fly a few helicopters across the ocean not only without explaining how they manage to fly that distance but also without being owned by the dragons
2.they miss the point entirely by having the dragons only eating ash instead of people
3.the allstar american dragonslayers who skydive are munched up pretty rapidly, surely these supermen would’ve been trained a bit better or realise how stupid it is to jump right out the sky at a dragon
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