Reinbold
a high school social studies teacher that clearly resembles a large alpha penguin. being deemed a reinbold requires, but is not limited to, having stubby tubes for fingers, secretly being a fascist, claiming to have had an extensive and successful soccer and football career while claiming he could have gotten into a division 3 school for his “athletics.” this infamous figure is known to be caught saying “hey guys, look up here” every 9 minutes and pausing after every scene during movies to explain. a reinbold is generally a negative term and should only be brought out if a fellow peer is acting like a tool.
(cl-ss watching pearl harbor)
man in movie: “the j-panese are attacking pearl harbor!”
reinbold: -pauses movie- “as you can see, the j-panese are attacking pearl harbor.”
someone who claims to be married, and falsifies doc-ments such as marriage licenses, photographs and such to create an image of a more popular social life.
i once that jerry was a cool dude, but it turns out he was just a reinbold.
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