Reindeer Fuck
when you drive around a neighborhood during the holidays, and when you see two or more of the light up reindeer figures. you jump out of your car and set up the reindeer in s-xual postions such as doggy style (or any position that will work)
-wakes up in the morning to see the raindeer have been moved from the oridinal spots-
women- oh my! hunny, come see this.
man- d-mn, we got reindeer f-cked again.
women- d-mn thouse neighborhood kids.
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