Reitano
n. the act of kneeling at a crowded cafeteria table and eating because of lack or sp-ce or chairs. usually said person does not find this weird or unnatural in any way, and is doing it while others are as well.
k: hey man what’s up! pull over a chair!
h: f-ck that, no time. i’ll just pull a reitano.
when someone claims to be in a relationship, only n-body has ever met the alleged partner, or seen any evidence that they really exist.
mike: so, have you met rob’s new girlfriend?
me: no… n-body has…. definitely sounds like a reitano to me.
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