Relationship Resume


a metal list of all of the girls you went out with.getting into a relationship so it looks good to other girls so that they don’t think your a swinger/player.
guy 1: hey bro, that’s a good girl you got there

guy 2: yea, i’d figure she’d look good on the relationship resume.

guy 1: nice!

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