relmfu
youtube’s official martial art. to train in relmfu, one must dedicate his life to master ray william johnson, and endure 100 hours of rebecca black’s “friday”, in order to wipe your brain of all sporadic thought patterns. only then, can you begin training in the art of relmfu. the actual practices of relmfu is heavily protected by the relmfu monks.
man: hey baby, we should take up relmfu.
woman: not this again. how many time do i have to tell you, equals three is everything that is wrong with the internet.
man: i will murder you.
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