reltney
an erection of such magnitude that it stretches out all the skin in your body, leaving even the skin on your face so drawn and tight that all you can do is utter “help me,” which, because of the taut facial skin, sounds like “reltney.”
also spelled as “rheltney”: a hard-on so intense that you can’t breathe or blink your eyes. paralysis can only be alleviated by s-xual contact. in derivative disney culture, sleeping beauty, (man with reltney), is awakened (un-paralyzed) by a beautiful prince (woman) by a kiss to her lips
(p-n-s).
gasping: “help me! reltney!”
a hardon so intense that the wrinkles on your forehead disappear and your toes curl up.
seeing rebecca pidgeon in “state and main” gave me a reltney.
an erection that is so m-ssive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.
did you hear that mellisa’s husband died of a reltney?
yes, and i heard they had to have an open casket funeral.
a b-n-r so hard that a cat can’t scratch it.
britney spears’ photos always give me a reltney!!
an instantaneous hard-on of such speed & intense rigidity that it snaps your head back on your neck.
your sister gives me a reltney every time i see her.
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