Remington
a manufacturer of firearms that has excelled in making guns of the highest quality.
wow, i just got a remington 700 rifle for my birthday.
remington is a carefree spirit with gigolo instincts. a lover of all beings and master of his domain. one who receives countless “gun, television show, razor and type-writer references” but lacks an angry response because he’s better than that. in fact, remington is quite witty and usually plays along.
i dont care what anybody says, i like remington! i wish there were more people like remington!
a sweet, handsome young man that cares about his girl(:
i love you remington (:
a member of society who appears hardened by war, but once you get him to crack a joke he is an open and gentle guy. typically likes working with his hands and loves being there to make other people happy and feel special. may have moments of insanity, but those are few and far between. loves being there for anyone and everyone he can be.
“remington will watch the kids while we finish the grocery shopping”
it is extremely difficult to find a remington amongst your friends. remingtons are almost always small-medium height, light coloured hair and blue eyes. remingtons are fun, bubbly, loud and bright: usually full of energy and sport-orientated.
the bad side to a remington is even harder to find then a remington herself, as they are almost always flawless in their actions towards others. they sorround theirselves with good friends: generally maddies, jacks, georgias and olivias. you may also find an alice or a lucy amongst them.
if you think you’ve found yourself a remington, count yourself very lucky!
“i befriended this really cool, bubbly girl with light blonde hair yesterday. she’s really into hockey and she always has something to say.”
“..she’s probably a remington”
a short, gnome-like man (akin to a leprechaun) from podunk, north dakota.
what’s that coming towards us through the blizzard?
-oh, it’s just remington.
to lightly feather another individual inappropriately with ones fingers in a woogity like fashion; to s-xually, yet delicately, lightly brush another person inappropriately with your fingers. typically done to the groin and/or b–b area while yelling, “remington!”
“frances, i love it when you remington me like that.”
“b-tch, let me remington you”
“remington”
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