Rendezjew
a meeting of jews: predominately for social recreation, during such occasions bagels are often ingested and legal manitary tender is wisely invested.
“shalom hershel, are you free for a rendezjew this evening?”
“toda but no, if we meet in groups exceeding 2 either the christians, russians, germans, english…well pretty much anyone attacks us, too many died last year.”
“…there’ll be cream cheese.”
“i’m in”
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