Rent A Puppy Enterprise
also known as r.a.p.e., rent a puppy enterprise is a business created by black veil brides b-ssist ashley purdy and lead vocalist andy biersack where puppies are available for rent to men who want to get laid. the intent is for a single man to rent a puppy and take a walk at the park or somewhere, and since ladies, in theory, are attracted to puppies, the man will then get laid later that night. andy and ashley have also decided that after the man is done with the puppy, the puppy is just gone.
single guy: -rents a puppy from rent a puppy enterprise-
cute girl: “awwwwwe your puppy is so cute!”
single guy: “thanks! you wanna have s-x?”
cute girl: “how could i say no to a man with a cute puppy?”
-puppy disappears-
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