Rentals
n~ slang. abbreviation of parentals meaning parents. probably derived from “parental consent”.
one of the first recorded uses of the word parentals was used in the film “bring it on” in 2000:
“i can’t mack on you in front of the parentals” so the shortened version “rentals” is likely to have come into circulation after that time.
1.timothy was unable to purchase the deerstalker hat he so wished to buy, for his rentals would not part with the one hundred and twenty pounds he required to obtain such a desired object.
2.awrite mate u comin daan the chippy or did ya rentals graand ya agen?
means of transportaion that damage is totally irrelevant
it’s a rental
used to describe a meal bought from a restaurant or fast food place that digests in a matter of minutes. results include vomit or diarrhea. the idea is that you had the food in your system for such a short time that you never really owned it, just “rented” borrowed it from the restaurant.
“wow i barley made it to the bathroom after i ate at taco bell. it was a real rental.”
“lets not go to ponderosa, i like to buy my food, not just rent it for 15 minutes.”
a hip term for prost-tute.
not to be confused with ‘loaner’,wherein your naive best friend has to go out of town and entrusts you to keep his girlfriend “safe and entertained”,but of course you f-ck her,because the pent-up s-xual tension is more than either of you can handle… but i digress.
“who was that girl we saw you with?,she was nasty!”
“aw naw,man,that was just a rental.”
-or-
“whenever i’m visiting a new town, i always get a rental.”
parents. stems from ‘parental units’.
“let’s go out.”
“kay, but i gotta check with the rentals.”
another name for noobs or frist timers that have to rent objects for what they are doing
( rentals ) i have to rent shoes to go bowling (or rock climbing
a parental unit that you are renting for now
tom: you want to go to the movies??
john: hold on let me check with the rentals.
Read Also:
- rent-a-ref
referees and/or officials from college or high-school ranks that take the place of the regular referees in all major sports, mostly when they’ve gone on strike or are locked out. notorious for blowing calls and forgetting things like timeouts or which down it is. a good example of this is the replacement officials calling nfl […]
- Renesmee Cullen
a central character in breaking dawn, renesmee cullen is the ultimate mary sue baby. she’s gorgeous, everyone loves her and she stops the big fight. she’s really quite the disgrace. full name: renesmee “nessie” carlie cullen. ….really? renesmee? renesmee cullen: let me touch your forehead. the volturi: oh ok, we won’t kill you now because […]
- aqap
as quicky as possible. i finished up my work aqap so i could chill with my buddies. as quick as possible: not to hesitate or to stall, to do it right away without thinking; to be clever or quick witted. guy1: i need you to get this message to eric a.q.a.p. guy2: i need you […]
- Bi-V-Polar
adj; the extreme feeling of pride a health care worker feels when they successfully start an iv. also, the extreme feeling of shame a health care worker feels when they miss an iv. patient: “ow!” phlebotomist: “sorry. i’m such an idiot!” patient: “no, you’re not. i have small veins. here, try that one. see, you […]
- Faux Anti-Zionist
a far right white supremacist who hides their anti-semitism by criticizing the israel occupation of palestinians. unlike the related nouveau anti-semite such people do politiocally incorrect things such as telling jokes about black americans. also such people are barely intelligent enough to have graduated from high school let alone attend university. a faux anti-zionist is […]