Repeat Offender

sleeping with someone whom you’ve already slept with in the past with no intentions of making it into a relationship…

also -ssuming that it’s an open invitation to sleep with when you encounter them.
“it’s ok he’s just a repeat offender, it doesn’t really count.”
“oh, yes you’re getting laid tonight. you don’t have to try so hard. it’s already in the bag because you’re a repeat offender.”
the act of having -n-l s-x with a female two or more times in a night.
tashera came over last night and i gave her the repeat offender!
any person who has the annoying habit of re-telling the same joke, repeating a phrase, or repeatedly singing a song while intoxicated.
omg ted was such a repeat offender with that lame–ss joke he told 100 times when he was hammered last night. i wanted to punch him in the face!
someone you have had s-x with on more than one occasion
antonym: one night stand
ex. “it’s totally okay to booty call him, he’s a repeat offender.”
when you just get done wiping your -ss after taking a dump and immediatly have to take another dump.
i have raw -ss from repeat offenders.
someone whos phone costantly sends duplicate messages all the time.
man!i just got another f%^#in duplicate msg from catherine,what a douschebag of a repeat offender,fix that sh-t!
when you’ve previously slept with someone and then years later sleep with them again. in this case they don’t count as a new lover so your number never goes up.
“last night i accidentally hooked up with a repeat offender. i hope he doesn’t call again.”
a customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the -ss. during the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. so frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. this process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.
“that guy’s my ‘repeat offender’. send someone else to deal with him. on second, thought? f-ck that sh-t. throw his -ss out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!”

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