reportress


a female sports reporter with little or no understanding of the sport she is covering. often found grazing the sidelines in tight pants and revealing tops, reportresses hunt down coaches and players in hopes of baffling them with moronic, sports-related questions.
i thought the girl was a real reporter, but when she asked the coach whether he wanted to win the game, i knew she was just a reportress.

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