Requiett
1. guy your mom was probably with when she was drunk 2. guy your mom was probably with again when she sobered up 3. guy who left your mom 8 dirty messages on her answering machine 4. guy who probably gave your mom that oozing sore on her upper lip 5. probably your real father
congratulations you’re our 12th caller! you win 3 weeks of sub-standard s-x & bukakke bondage with requiett! you’ll fly to beautiful san-f-cking diego where you’ll stay in our trusted contact’s g-shank’s sp-cious luxury heavy-duty, styrofoam-packed, corrugated condominum. you’ll enjoy fine dining in dark alley garbage bins behind korean take-out dives, and rub elbows with the likes of louis the spaniard man-pimp, and linda “the 13-inch l-b–” pullman. we hope you enjoy your trip, and thanks for listening to kfit.
the person i most wanna be. the freaks c-m out.
look what i’ve b-c-mm.
1. an intarnewb
2. a kidney/liver/-n-l virginity thief
3. a date rapist
midnightviscount: i drugged you with ghb, raped you in your -n-s, stole your kidney and half of your liver, then made off into the night while singing the “gummy bears” theme.
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