rescue penis 911


a horribly funny spin off of rescue 911, but in a real life sense. its generally used to refer to when a male hooks up with a physically unattractive female.
dude did you see josh on rescue p-n-s 911 last night?

yeah dude, she was the sk-nkiest sk-nk boat of all the sk-nks, i bet he washed his d-ck like 5 times this morning.

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