Researching on the Thing


masturbation; more specifically masturbating while looking at p-rnographic materials on a computer.
kevin: hey bean, come on we’re gonna be late!
bean: hold on a minute, i’m researching on the thing.
kevin: dude… gross. almost as gross as a man wearing a thumb ring.

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