Resentment Wank
the style of masturbation often used when your girlfriend has gone out on a “girls only” night out.
can also be used when your girlfriend has placed you in a bad mood.
“aw yeah, fiona went out with the girls so i just stayed in and had a resentment w-nk”.
“yeah dude, jen totally p-ssed me off last night, so i just went in the spare room and had a resentment w-nk”.
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