resignitis



a mysterious ailment that afflicts workers who have resigned but are working out their notice. it presents with minor symptoms and results in patchy attendance in the time leading up to their last day.
where’s giles today?
well, next friday is his last day here, but he’s been off all week so far with a bad case of resignitis.

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