resting drug dealer face


someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.
bro 1: “i don’t know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, i’m just doing the grocery shopping.”

bro 2: “it’s because you’ve got resting drug dealer face man.”

bro 1: “g-d dammit.”

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