when someone automatically *ssumes you’re a f*ckboy based on your resting facial expression, but you’re actually a decent guy means you suffer from resting f*ckboy face.
girl 1: johnny looks like such a f*ckboy, there’s no way i’m going to prom with him.
girl 2: don’t worry, sarah. he’s just got resting f*ckboy face.
- obnoxious stoner
how to tell if someone is an obnoxious stoner 1. hurting people to bring their high down 2. rude/obnoxious behaviour 3. overacting to everything 4. he must let the world know how high he is 5. forcefull and pr*ne to breaking stuff 6. always wants to share his freinds weed with his freinds 7. loud […]
- bite my toe
a pervert way to say suck on my d*ck some bays say it to get girls confused (bite my p*n*s) bite my toe babe you know you want to
very nice a loving. mostly looks like a mix of a sad puppy and che guevarra but thats when he is the happiest. amazing lover according to some lazy snapchatter to others! with shadie we always happy!
- virgina vacuum
the act of putting a vacuum to the v*g*n* or p*n*s. dude last night stacy was sooooo freaky. she even gave me the virgina vacuum!