Resting Python
an extremely large sh-t. when you haven’t cr-pped in days and then finally let it explode out your -n-s. a very key characteristic of the resting python is the ability to get the feces to wrap around the inside of the toliet bowl like a resting snake.
“dude, john, come here and check out this resting python in it’s natural habitat!”
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