Resùmèbooking


v. – the act of browsing through your old facebook profile before applying to a new job, college, ect.
guy 1: “hey mike, when did your page get so lame?”
guy 2: “oh, i deleted the pics from last weekend’s drunken blowout. i had to start resùmèbooking for my new job.”

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