retail alumni
a fan of a college or university’s sports team only because they bought or own a shirt from it but never graduated from it.
their exclusive -ssociation is through being a fan of the college or university’s sports team.
often the fan is too stupid to graduate college but can regurgitate great volumes of team fact, history and legend.
steve is a retail alumni for alabama only because his inbred uncle-daddy and cousins are also a retail alumni.
none of them have even set foot on campus, let alone attended, and probably couldn’t even show you where it was on a map.
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