Retail Workout
when a person who works in retail uses their job as an opportunity to workout by speed walking, lifting numerous heavy objects unnecessarily, or often times a combination of both. sometimes they may go as far as wearing wrist or ankle weights to enhance their regimen. the majority of time they come across as a tweaking suck-ss by displaying an annoying amount of energy and eagerness to do things that normal people wouldn’t want to do in the process making co-workers look bad or lazy.
bob: hey man, did you see steve in electronics? i think he’s been snorting c-ke on his break.
terry: na, he’s just doing his retail workout.
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