Retard Handshake
going in for a handshake and ‘accidentally’ slipping a thumb in the other person’s -sshole.
“i saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one i called dibs on, i nearly gave her a r-t-rd handshake as she walked out.”
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