Retardeceptionist


a person who occupies an administrative position (namely the receptionist or front desk position), who is inept and exhibits the inability to do the simplest of tasks. a combination of the words “r-t-rd” and “receptionist.”
after being told that our email was down due to problems with the server, the r-t-rdeceptionist asked, “should i call the server?”

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