retarded ewalk


the process forming a two pr-ng shocker by twisting your index finger and middle finger together and then your ring and pinky finger in the same fashion. after doing so you, insert one of the two forms into the v-g-n-l area and other in the r-ct-m; wiggling them ferociously inside while rubbing the cl-t with your thumb.
dude me and that b-tch got crazy, not only did i finger her, but i gave her the r-t-rded ewalk and she took it like a champ.

i have one goal tonight and it’s to r-t-rded ewalk a b-tch.

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