retarded left


when a grown person can’t distinguish right from left, right becomes his/her r-t-rded left.
“which one is it?”
“the one on the left.”
“this one?”
“no, that’s your r-t-rded left.”
“oh.”
“you’re such a r-t-rd.”
“stfu, -sshole.”

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