retardosaur
a person who is considered too old or inept to keep up with the latest technology. often, the person will purchase the newest gadgets, but will rely upon a younger generation to help them use it.
“james is such a r-t-rdosaur, he bought a new ipod, but he doesn’t have the faintest idea how to use it”
“i am so tired of downloading bill’s pictures from his digicam, he is such a r-t-rdosaur.”
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